Maybe it's just the latkes talking...

but I'm totally ready to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special.


picture via Cracked, which also offers 8 Questions Gentiles Love Asking About Hanukkah , with helpful suggested answers like this:

"Yes, and then the Easter Bunny and Santa used that burning oil to light their way as they traveled to the land of vaguely retarded Holiday stories you tell small children."

Chag Sameach, y'all.