Best Post-Inaugural story

honor goes to Huffington Post's Jason Linkins, with Bush's Depressing Goodbye Party.

Apparently all the good locations were taken, so the outgoing Bush staffers had their party in an UNHEATED ballroom, wondering what the heck to do with themselves now that they were all out of work.

As Linkins put it:

"Look, people, if you are out the next two days, and you see these mopes walking all despondent down the street, for God's sake, take them out a plate of canapes or something and call it national service. "