I Can

Idea courtesy of Aidel Maidel: list of some things I can do, compiled in 15 minutes.

I CAN:

• Look like I'm working while actually blogging
• Actually be working and blogging at the same time
• Eat an entire bag of Reese's mini peanut butter cups by myself
• Brew a really good cup of tea
• Bake bread
• Design quilts, gardens, and home decor in my head while nodding thoughtfully during a meeting
• Give birth without medication of any kind
• Buy shoes online
• Hold a baby in one hand, stir a pot with the other, while maintaining a conversation and planning the next stage in dinner preparation
• Document a product which does not yet exist. With pictures.
• Photoshop the heck out of my pictures to get rid of blemishes, bad hair days, etc. Not that I would. Just saying I can...
• Get completely dressed without realizing there's an enormous stain on my shirt.
• Make my son giggle uncontrollably.
• Give really good backrubs
• Do a great dance to chiri-bim-bom
• Vote
• Name all the characters on Gilligan's Island
• Remember the lyrics to most songs I've heard
• Curl my tongue
• Wiggle my ears
• Spot misspellings and typos (at least, those made by others)
• Hem pants
• Mow the lawn
• Start a compost heap
• Save the world! (one baby step at a time)... ;)
• Find out lots of stuff online, that may or may not be true
• Remember what a K-Mart "blue light" special was
• Go without enough sleep for longer that I thought humanly possible
• Be a royal bitch
• Recite an Ancient Greek anagram
• Speak a modicum of German, Hebrew, Spanish, and Arabic
• Drive stick
• Create new holiday traditions that stick
• Roll pepparkakor as thin as my grandmother did
• Write a fantastic d'var
• Obsess about something for way too long
• Change my mood on purpose

What can you do?

(and by "you" I mean BoTH, Caroline of Juggling Frogs (where the heck are you these days, anyway?), and anyone else led enough astray to find this post)